What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?